Category: Non-Rhythm Gaming

Oct 03

Speedrunning Caveman

Yeah. Today I managed to record my first really satisfactory (Read: one-life) speedrun of Chuck Rock. The time from gaining control of Chuck to the final hit on the T-Rex was 13:11 (For some comparison, the average Youtube video is typically only on the third of fice levels at that point); the SDA time would …

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Sep 28

Emptyeye.com Week Whatever It Is- Foiled at Every Turn!

Recently, I’ve been attempting speedruns of Chuck Rock. It remains a rather unremarkable game, but I’m slowly getting better at making my way through it quickly. The one part I need more work on is the last level, particularly the first section–I ruined a great run today by choking at that part, whereupon I threw …

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Sep 20

Stupid Sexy Deceased Crab…

You may remember him as the Democracy-hating Let’s Player from exactly eight months ago. Well, apparently his next project is a certain mediocre game whose best part is its title screen music. Actually, I’m not that bothered by it–DC doesn’t typically (Or at all) play games for speed, so there should still be a little …

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